America’s Song
Just gonna compile these, I think.
Oprah: “We asked musical legends David Foster and will.i.am to join forces…”
Aaaaah will.i.am is singing! Then Faith Hill! Then Seal! Rachel: “There’s nothing more schmaltzy than Seal.”
The giant TVs are showing scenes from the heartland! Where is John Mellancamp right now? Answer: eating his hat!
Then Bono in front of a giant American flag VIA SATELLITE! Then Mary J. in front of a bright blue sky!
There are white marble columns in the background! Now this is a Colbert Show episode!
Mary J. appears to be wearing two gyroscopes as earrings!
The chorus goes: “My America / Your America / Our America / Is Beautiful.”
Fields of sunflowers! Factory workers! Michelle and Obama embracing! Bono being pensive! Obama being pensive! Seal and Faith singing directly to each other while Oprah goes nuts!
GIANT AMERICAN FLAG AND THEY ALL HUG! Wow.
