Just North of Something Important

maura:

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. One weapon.
2. One song blasting on the speakers.
3. One famous person to fight alongside you.

Weapon can be real or fictional; you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional.

1. Bob-ombs.

2. “Welcome To The Black Parade” by My Chemical Romance.

3. The women from How Clean Is Your House?, because after each zombie was killed they’d run over to the rotting corpses and hoot and act as if the stench emanating from them was the worst thing they’d ever experienced in their lives. (Runner-up: Det. Mike Logan, natch.)

(via kfan)

I really like Maura’s answers.  I spend way too much time talking about #1 and #3 when I’m drunk (a friend’s then-boyfriend once lost our endorsement because he told Rachel she would be “bait”—fuck that noise) but for #2 my gut answer, embarassingly, is “March of the Pigs.”