Just North of Something Important

The only people who think the Kanye/Swift incident was staged were the ones too crusty to enjoy it.

youngmanhattanite:

maura:

(via youngmanhattanite)

Define “enjoy,” pls. (Three sentences or less?)

The difference between enjoying and not enjoying Kanye West and Taylor Swift is the difference between enjoying and not enjoying Disney World. You can find yourself in a magical place where fun is to be had, and happy memories are to be created; or you can find yourself a tiny spring in an inconceivably large, literal, multinational, globalizing corporate mousetrap based around the praise of false idols, machines carrying your barely warm body through various scenarios of varying extremities of whimsy, and terrifyingly annoying children. It’s the difference in between drinking the kool-aid or taking the acid you know went bad twenty years ago and being able to see THE FUCKING TRUTH, MAN, THE REAL SKELETAL FUCKING TRUTH of the situation before you.

So to enjoy Disney World is to sit around talking with other people about whether Mickey Mouse is an asshole?