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Feb 8

Thought Catalog for senior citizens

  • How to Accept That You Will Never Have Sex Again
  • 5 Ways I Could Choke to Death on This Thing You’re Trying to Feed Me
  • How to be My Grandson Trying to Teach Me the Internet
  • Dear Cashier With Whom I am Having a Conversation, I am Sorry to Take Up Your Time, but Everyone I Love is Dead
  • An Open Letter to Incontinence
  • How to Deal With Everyone Around You Treating You Like a Goddamned Child
  • I Met Johnny Mathis Once
  • JAG Was So Much Better Than NCIS
  • 10 Ways in Which Your Crippling Depression is Totally Legitimate
  • 80-Somethings Don’t Get It
  • 12 Songs to Listen to When Your Wife Gets Alzheimer’s 
  • 27 Body Parts You Didn’t Even Know Could Stop Working
  • On Realizing That Your Death Will Come as an Annoyance to Someone


  1. joneiseman reblogged this from barthel and added:
    There’s some serious Thought Catalog hate going on...internet today. Not that
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  4. your-axis-on-a-tilt reblogged this from barthel and added:
    most depressing thing I’ve read in...very very long time. I’m really hoping
  5. barretta said: Seen @thinkingcatalog on Twitter? An excellent parody, as is this.
  6. shinyhair said: My favorite of the many TC mocking posts.
  7. hndrk said: Just you wait ~30 years…
  8. barthel posted this