November 27, 2009
Since there was a remarkable amount of interest in my shoe-purchasing decision previously, I thought you might be interested in the final result, which is above.
I will definitely be rocking these in the summer, though.

Since there was a remarkable amount of interest in my shoe-purchasing decision previously, I thought you might be interested in the final result, which is above.

I will definitely be rocking these in the summer, though.

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November 26, 2009
For some reason, Jay Sean is performing on the Hamburger Helper float, which—again, for some reason—depicts “hometown heroes” in the midst of rescuing a cat from a tree.  They are helping?  Like hamburger is helped by MSG, I guess?
Anyway, the kids dressed as nurses, firefighters, cops, etc. are clearly supposed to just be waving, but one kid decided he was going to dance, and no one was going to stop him.

For some reason, Jay Sean is performing on the Hamburger Helper float, which—again, for some reason—depicts “hometown heroes” in the midst of rescuing a cat from a tree.  They are helping?  Like hamburger is helped by MSG, I guess?

Anyway, the kids dressed as nurses, firefighters, cops, etc. are clearly supposed to just be waving, but one kid decided he was going to dance, and no one was going to stop him.

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R. Kelly - “Pregnant” (featuring Tyrese, Robin Thicke, and The-Dream)

Speaking of hypercamp!  (Which I pretty much just stole from Matthew’s Lady GaGa post anyway.)  I’m not going to spoil the first line of this song for you, just encourage you to listen to it.  I may have to sue Kells for productivity loss if I don’t get these papers graded tonight.

ONE-LISTEN VERDICT: I’m not going to pretend to have listened to more than two full R. Kelly album in my life (to my shame, but there seemed to be more than enough to dig into just with the singles), so I can’t make any valid comparisons here really, but: this is a very good album.  It starts weird, with a song that is mostly rapping for the first two-thirds, and then a kinda weak one named “Exit,” but then it’s the yodeling song and a song called “Bangin’ the Headboard,” and Kells is pretty much in his zone from then on except for maybe the next-to-last song, a token straight ballad called “Elsewhere.”  The use of echo’ed Autotune is definitely jarring for a bit, given how expressive Kells’ raw voice is, but it lightens up as the album proceeds and you start to see his musical reasons for using it, especially with the backup vocals.  The production is either outstanding, especially a filter-disco song actually called “Be My #2,” or stays out of the way so Kells can do his thing.  If there’s a progression, it’s from relatively straightforward to completely bananas, with the aforementioned (and only implicitly ridiculous) “Bangin’” leading into “Go Low,” a lengthy metaphor comparing oral sex with professional sports, and thence to “Whole Lotta Kisses,” which ends with Kells yelling “Open up your legs, girl, I wanna kiss you in your private spot!”  It just ramps up from there, and by the end of the album he’s verbally approximating the sound of texting for an entire track (“Text Me”), telling a woman that “there’s something church about you” (“Religious”), and then…well, the above track ends the album, which should tell you all you need to know once you’ve heard it.

A good R. Kelly song is always appreciated, but in terms of R&B, it’s a little out-of-place now.  His wild inventiveness was just what we needed a few years ago, but there’s such a plethora now of albums that are entertaining and witty but also personal and moving that his ridiculousness might seem a little hollow, though no less enjoyable.  The-Dream’s verse here is a good example: Kells’ verses will make you bust out laughing multiple times, but Dream’s is much more evocative.  Of course, he still has something to prove, whereas Kells doesn’t have to do anything other than be Kells.  And that’s what he does on Untitled.  Put it on at your Thanksgiving dinner and see what happens!

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It occurs to me that the problem with determining whether or not an R. Kelly leak is a prank or not is that it is pretty much impossible to write a parody of an R. Kelly song that couldn’t plausibly also be a real R. Kelly song.

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Oh wait, the yodeling song already came out, and it’s amazing.

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On the bright side

I have here what purports to be a leak of the new R. Kelly album, and…all the vocals seems to have been T-Pain’ed?  That can’t possibly be right, can it?  On the other hand, one song had yodeling (!), which is pretty much only something Kells would do, so maybe it is real.  Further updates as events warrant.

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November 25, 2009
How are you all?  You’re all, like, “doing Thanksgiving,” right?  Hey, good for you.

How are you all?  You’re all, like, “doing Thanksgiving,” right?  Hey, good for you.

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Hypercamp

Via Maura, Annie on Miles Raymer on Blood on the Dance Floor, who are a punk/emo/crabcore (?)/scenester band that is very popular and sounds like…well, I’ll leave it to Raymer:

What is that? Happy hardcore with sub-2 Live Crew dick lyrics delivered by an anime character who sounds like Steve Urkel, with occasional death-metal screams? Amazing. The sound of “fuck you, dad” is now a mixture of musical styles that would’ve been inconceivable a generation ago, given that the people who originated each one generally hated all the others.

Annie makes a great comparison between BOTDF and Atom and His Package, pointing out that where Atom (who I love, btw) was a “controversial” figure in the hardcore community, BOTDF seem to be uncomplainingly accepted and even embraced by the modern incarnation of that community, despite basically sounding the same but with lady-hatin’ lyrics instead of awesome ones about Rob Halford.  So what’s the difference?  I don’t think we can chalk it up to time or demographics or temperment.  Rather, I think it’s presentation, signaling—the way they situate their style.

Let me back up.  Studies have shown that people tend to discount valid information given through jokes, because they know they are jokes, and so discount the value of the information.  To put this in cultural terms, people want their art to be “serious” and so reject things being clearly presented as “a joke.”  In this particular case, however, it’s not like we’re making a comparison between something presented as a joke and, say, Bono.  BOTDF…well, let’s just throw in their picture at this point:

…clearly not serious exactly.  You could say the same thing about Lady Gaga: people are accepting her as some sort of valid artist despite presenting in all these sorts of ridiculous ways.  What’s the difference?

Here’s my argument.  Atom’s jokey presentation relied in large part upon his association from objects from the past, in that his only instrument was an 80s drum machine that he didn’t tweak or run through FX, just programmed with its dinky sounds and let fly.  Camp relies on this reuse of old objects, and that assists it in its function, because to participate in camp you have to have enough knowledge of these particular past objects to understand references and make ones of your own.  This intentionally limits the discourse to people who have, or want to have, this knowledge.

But BOTDF and Lady Gaga are, instead, taking camp techniques and turning them on the style of the moment.  BOTDF sounds sorta-kinda like rap, and certainly its lyrical themes are taken from rap.  Their hair and clothes are entirely scenester, up-to-date and fashionable (I guess).  Part of the meaning you’re supposed to get from this is that they’re not being entirely serious, which is why they signal with the use of rap tropes: sure, we’re yelling these awful things, but we’re just yelling them because rappers yell them, and we all know that’s stupid, right?  It provides an excuse to a particular audience to partake in the pleasures of the other without the guilt or self-consciousness.  And it’s not a joke because BOTDF is signaling as pop.  Their expression of style as of-the-moment allows them, for some reason, to pull off basically novelty songs.  The same theory allows Lady Gaga to pull off essentially really well-thought-out and produced SNL parodies as serious music videos.  Call this hypercamp: camp that, instead of relying on a carefully-curated sensibility of appreciation for underappreciated (because they were not serious) items of the past, expresses itself straight-facedly as pure mainstream fluff, taking the tastefully tacky and turning it into the extravagantly tacky.

This is not new, I think, but it does seem to be awfully prevalent.  Take, for instance, Sarah Palin.  Her appeal is as a kind of hypercamp: it’s pretty much impossible to take what she says seriously, but because she does it in such a way that cuts to the heart of what we really want to hear, her supporters accept and champion it.  She has mastered the language of the moment, and as long as she can express herself in that language, whatever she says will be valid.  It’s the third way between serious and comic: distancing itself so firmly from anything thought-out that critiques come off as silly or pointless.  It gives up any claims to a certain kind of credibility in order to entirely lay claim to another.  I’m not saying that Palin supporters are being ironic, or kidding.  I’m saying that adherents of camp find something that resonates with them in material they know to be disreputable and impute repute through their dedication, becoming able to dismiss naysayers on the basis of their lack of knowledge about the subject at hand.  Same with Palin.  Her supporters consider the fact that she’s not a policy wonk to be a positive thing, and if you think the complexity of politics is a big problem, then this makes sense.  We are running here into a conflation of art and politics that is problematic in that sophistication has consequences in politics that it doesn’t in art.  But as expressed by the individual, taste and ideology are not so different.

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Graffiti on the bus is not usually this honest.

Graffiti on the bus is not usually this honest.

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November 22, 2009
circumpolarnavigation:

aaronleaf:

Granta 17: While Waiting for a War | Magazine | Granta Magazine
Except when he gets sued for calling Shirley Temple a whore, Graham Greene’s war journals are pretty boring. The best part of this Granta, and among the best things I’ve read anywhere, is an excerpt from Teresa Torańska’s Them, a series of interviews with Poland’s former Stalinist leaders. It’s a glimpse into the minds of the powerful and the absurdity of totalitarian propaganda. Here’s an excerpt:

Jakub Berman: Whenever we went to Moscow after the war, Stalin would invite us to supper, followed by a film. It became a custom, and our visits never ended without a meal together. Dinner would start late in the evening and last until morning. The food and drink were exquisite. I particularly remember a delicious roast of bear meat. Bierut always sat next to Stalin and I sat next to Bierut. Stalin propose toasts… Then Stalin would put on a record, mostly Georgian music, which he loved. Once, I think it was 1948, I danced with Molotov [laughter].
Teresa Toranska: You mean with Mrs Molotov?
Berman: No, she wasn’t there; she’d been sent to a labour camp. I danced with Molotov—it must have been a waltz, or at any rate something simple, because I haven’t a clue about how to dance—and I just moved my feet to the rhythm.
Toranska: As the woman?
Berman: Molotov led; I wouldn’t know how. he wasn’t a bad dancer, actually and I tried to keep in step with him, but for my part it was more like clowning than dancing.
Toranska: What about Stalin, whom did he dance with?
Berman: Oh, no, Stalin didn’t dance Stalin turned the gramophone: he treated it as his duty. He never left it. He would put on records and watch.
Toranska: He watched you?
Berman: He watched us dance.
Toranska: So you had a good time?
Berman: Yes, it was pleasant but with an inner tension.
Toranska: You didn’t really have fun?
Berman: Stalin really had fun. But for us those dancing sessions were good opportunities to say things to each other which we wouldn’t be able to say out loud. That’s when Molotov warned me about being infiltrated by various hostile organizations.
Toranska: Did he threaten you?
Berman: No, it was called a friendly warning. Molotov took the opportunity—or perhaps he’d arranged it himself since after all he was the one that asked me to dance—to mention a few things which he thought would be useful to me. I made it clear that I understood and didn’t say anything in response.



DJ Stalin!

circumpolarnavigation:

aaronleaf:

Granta 17: While Waiting for a War | Magazine | Granta Magazine

Except when he gets sued for calling Shirley Temple a whore, Graham Greene’s war journals are pretty boring. The best part of this Granta, and among the best things I’ve read anywhere, is an excerpt from Teresa Torańska’s Them, a series of interviews with Poland’s former Stalinist leaders. It’s a glimpse into the minds of the powerful and the absurdity of totalitarian propaganda. Here’s an excerpt:

Jakub Berman: Whenever we went to Moscow after the war, Stalin would invite us to supper, followed by a film. It became a custom, and our visits never ended without a meal together. Dinner would start late in the evening and last until morning. The food and drink were exquisite. I particularly remember a delicious roast of bear meat. Bierut always sat next to Stalin and I sat next to Bierut. Stalin propose toasts… Then Stalin would put on a record, mostly Georgian music, which he loved. Once, I think it was 1948, I danced with Molotov [laughter].

Teresa Toranska: You mean with Mrs Molotov?

Berman: No, she wasn’t there; she’d been sent to a labour camp. I danced with Molotov—it must have been a waltz, or at any rate something simple, because I haven’t a clue about how to dance—and I just moved my feet to the rhythm.

Toranska: As the woman?

Berman: Molotov led; I wouldn’t know how. he wasn’t a bad dancer, actually and I tried to keep in step with him, but for my part it was more like clowning than dancing.

Toranska: What about Stalin, whom did he dance with?

Berman: Oh, no, Stalin didn’t dance Stalin turned the gramophone: he treated it as his duty. He never left it. He would put on records and watch.

Toranska: He watched you?

Berman: He watched us dance.

Toranska: So you had a good time?

Berman: Yes, it was pleasant but with an inner tension.

Toranska: You didn’t really have fun?

Berman: Stalin really had fun. But for us those dancing sessions were good opportunities to say things to each other which we wouldn’t be able to say out loud. That’s when Molotov warned me about being infiltrated by various hostile organizations.

Toranska: Did he threaten you?

Berman: No, it was called a friendly warning. Molotov took the opportunity—or perhaps he’d arranged it himself since after all he was the one that asked me to dance—to mention a few things which he thought would be useful to me. I made it clear that I understood and didn’t say anything in response.

DJ Stalin!

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